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Brad's afternoon edition
* A Kansas couple continued their outdoor wedding even though two tornadoes were approaching in the background. Everything went off without a hitch, except when the bride threw the bouquet and it ended up in Guam.
* In Monaco for a gala, Bill Clinton posed for a photo with two porn stars. Stop the voting. I think we've found the photo of the year.
* A San Francisco city supervisor who said he consulted a Ouija board before an important vote now claims he was joking. That's probably true. I happen to know that the official Democratic Party Ouija board is in Washington so President Obama can use it to predict the May job numbers.
* The Leahy Mall in downtown Omaha will get a makeover this fall. Why the wait? That's how long it'll take workers to find parking near the Leahy Mall.
* A new "American Idol" was crowned Wednesday night after 132 million votes were cast. There's a symmetry at work here, because the new Idol will be famous for 132 minutes.
* A possible UFO was spotted over Philadelphia on Wednesday. The aliens fled in horror after realizing earthlings cast 132 million votes in a singing competition.
* Green Bay Packer receiver Donald Driver won "Dancing with the Stars" over Welsh singer Katherine Jenkins and actor William Levy. It was a humiliating final. Driver won when Jenkins and Levy were docked one point each for not being actual stars.
* Hurricane Bud has formed off the coast of Mexico. Hurricanes have become so familiar that we're now using their nicknames.
* Parts of Mexico might be evacuated, except for the fact that most of the people in the country moved to the U.S. circa 2003.
* Purdue won its first Big Ten baseball title in 103 years. I just hope the Boilermakers don't get cocky and expect to win every 103 years.
* Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler gave photographers the middle finger. Cutler appears to be mellowing - he only used one hand this time.
* Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was just married. The couple is planning to go to Greece. Not on a honeymoon; Zuckerberg used some of his petty cash to buy Athens.
* The Nickelback concert in Omaha on Tuesday night featured strobe lights, shooting flames and advanced pyrotechnics. Or, as that'll be called at the CenturyLink Center in about a month, "the 100-meter breaststroke."
* The NBA playoffs are ongoing. The NHL playoffs roll on. The Major League Baseball season is under way. NFL minicamps are starting to get going. This raises the question: If the WNBA season begins when not a soul is watching, does it still make a sound?