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Brad's afternoon edition
* The U.S. Open trophy presentation was interrupted by an apparently intoxicated man wearing weird clothes and spouting gibberish. A confused security guard said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Daly, you have to leave; you didn't win."
* In Troy, Ohio, Mitt Romney delivered a speech from the bed of a pickup truck. What you didn't see were two Romney aides hoisting him up by the ankles so his feet didn't touch "middle class metal."
* President Obama is attending the G-20 economic summit in Mexico. Unfortunately, the leaders ate some of the food and drank the water, and now it's the G-2 summit.
* According to a report, the Rolling Stones may be breaking up. It's hard to believe. It seems like only yesterday the Stones were playing their first concert ever at the inauguration of President William Howard Taft.
* According to early results of the election in Greece, for the second straight time a confused electorate voted in Taylor Hicks as president.
* A polling station in Greece was attacked by men armed with bats. That's why Omaha is smart to put the polling stations where no one can find them.
* According to a new study, optimists live longer. To which pessimists were heard mumbling, "Knew it."
* The speed limit on a new highway from Austin, Texas, to San Antonio is 85 mph. Now comes the hard part: finding someone who wants to get to San Antonio that bad.
* The TSA wants to increase the security fee added to all airline tickets. This way the TSA can afford to hire a fifth sleeping agent to man every checkpoint.
* A contestant on "America's Got Talent" allegedly lied about his military duty. I long for the old days when "America's Got Talent" contestants just lied about having talent.
* Miley Cyrus is engaged to actor Liam Hemsworth. The couple is registered at Moe's Tattoo & Body Piercing Emporium.
* A letter written by Napoleon has gone on sale. For those who don't know, Napoleon was a small man who thought he ruled the world. If he lived today, he'd be an ESPN analyst.
* New NU Associate Athletic Director Jamie Williams comes from the Academy of Art University in San Francisco, which is Division II. Let's see - D-II? Check. Obscure? Check. Art school? Check. This place meets the three requirements to be an Texas Tech nonconference football opponent.
* The U.S. is sending a rocket to Mars. It's part of an attempt to find one being in the solar system outside of Canada who watched the Stanley Cup Finals.
* A 6-year-old New York Giants fans sent former Giants running back Brandon Jacobs $3.36 to lure him back from the 49ers. Sad thing is, if Jacobs had left for the Chiefs, this may have worked.