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Brad's afternoon edition. Click here to read his morning edition.
* The Powerball jackpot drawing will be held Wednesday night for $185 million. There were a number of late entries from Omaha. Mostly people who realize their only hope of paying next year's OPPD bills is to win $185 million.
* There was a solar eclipse in Australia on Tuesday. It was like night during daytime. Owls came out, street lights came on, U.S. CIA agents embedded in the area began committing adultery ...
* Now a second general is accused of sending flirtatious emails to a socialite, and an FBI agent supposedly texted shirtless photos of himself to the same woman. The best thing about this scandal: You just have to wait five minutes and it gets even more embarrassing.
* There's a new James Bond movie called “Skyfall” about a wealthy playboy who engages in covert activities accompanied by a bevy of beautiful women. Wait, my mistake, that was a news report on our former CIA director.
* According to a report, former CIA Director David Petraeus' mistress may have revealed classified info during a speech at her alma mater, the University of Denver. Fortunately, with that new recreational marijuana law in Colorado, everyone in the audience was too stoned to realize it.
* And an FBI agent reportedly sent shirtless photos of himself to the woman who was the alleged recipient of harassing emails from Petraeus biographer Paula Broadwell. If it all seems overly complicated, all you need to know is that everyone involved is nuts.
* Scientists have developed a drug that can erase painful memories. This means that soon Fox News anchormen will have no recollection of election night.
* The Los Angeles Lakers hired a new coach. The new Obama jobs creation team said, “Well, that's one.”
* The NFL is considering dropping the Pro Bowl because the players don't try hard enough. That was never more evident than last year when AFC players donned their alternate uniforms – Snuggies.
* Sacramento Kings guard Aaron Brooks lost a tooth when he dived for a loose ball. He was carried off the court by hundreds of bored hockey fans chanting, “Now we have a sport to follow.”
* Nine youth football coaches in Florida face charges related to alleged rampant high-dollar gambling on games involving kids from ages 5 to 15. If these guys bet their mortgage on how a 5-year-old was going to perform, I think they're good to cop an insanity plea.
* Creighton men's basketball season is under way. I'm trying to confirm that President Obama told Doug McDermott: “I wouldn't want your expectations.”