Breaking Brad: Congress, meet Jim Delany - Omaha.com
Published Wednesday, November 28, 2012 at 1:30 pm / Updated at 10:50 am
Breaking Brad: Congress, meet Jim Delany

Brad Dickson's humor column, "Breaking Brad" appears daily on Omaha.com and in The World-Herald. To read more from Brad, check out his past columns at omaha.com/dickson and follow him on Twitter.

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* The Powerball lottery jackpot has reached $500 million. Or, as President Obama refers to that kind of money, "two fundraisers."

* Judging by the length of the lines outside Omaha establishments selling lottery tickets, the idea of winning $500 million appeals to us. Just not as much as the thought of winning free Chick-fil-A chicken for a year.

* North Korea is expected to test another long-range missile within three weeks. That's when the goat that walks on the treadmill to power the missile should be peaking.

* Some experts say the fiscal-cliff threat is exaggerated by “doomsayers.” We better not find out this whole thing is tied to the Mayan calendar.

* Wednesday morning, President Obama met with members of the middle class at the White House to discuss the fiscal cliff. This is embarrassing – when Obama took office in 2008, two-thirds of them were members of the upper class.

* President Obama is in “campaign mode” when it comes to the fiscal cliff. I guess that means that instead of Senate Republicans, he'll be debating it with Kathie Lee and Hoda.

* The president-elect of Mexico met with President Obama on Tuesday. Security was extremely tight, and that was just to prevent a national embarrassment if the future president of Mexico defected.

* Mitt Romney claims that President Obama won the election due to gifts and goodies offered. Obama will have no reaction until he returns from Ankeny, Iowa, where he's raffling off a trip to Cancun.

* It is reported there was a small fire at the CenturyLink Center last week. The fire did $1,700 worth of damage. It destroyed three food items at a concession stand.

* Rutgers in New Jersey joining the Big Ten has huge significance. This means that West Lafayette is only the second-least-desirable place to visit for an away game.

* The Big Ten bringing Maryland into the league will give the conference a toehold in Washington, D.C. Politicians will be thrilled with Jim Delany. I'll be their first exposure to someone who craves power more than they do.

* The Carolina Panthers lost their first 11 coin tosses this season, including an overtime. When asked to call the 12th toss, a Carolina captain said, “Oh, what does it even matter?”

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