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Brad's afternoon edition. Click here to read his morning edition.
* Mayor Jim Suttle was a celebrity judge at Omaha's "Dancing with the Stars" on Saturday. You know Omaha. His opponents are already making this an issue in the mayor's race, with one calling a press conference to declare that, "Jim Suttle proved he wouldn't know a good fox trot if it bit him."
* Another tweeted: "Suttle's understanding of what constitutes the rumba is sorely lacking."
* In her opening number at the Grammys, Taylor Swift took a jab at one of her exes. She would have taken jabs at all her exes but the show was only three and a half hours long.
* How about all those weird outfits at the Grammys? One person was standing along the red carpet shouting, "How can you go out in public wearing that?" And it was Venus Williams.
* The highlight of the Pebble Beach National Pro-Am was probably when Chris Berman lost his ball in Bill Murray's mustache.
* Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice played in the Pebble Beach National Pro-Am. Our celebrity culture is so skewed that she was nearly trampled by a gallery rushing to get Carson Daly's autograph.
* Downtown Omaha is getting 88 new signs directing drivers and pedestrians to 27 Omaha attractions. This is due to efforts by the group “Omaha Drivers Aren't Distracted Quite Enough.”
* The Omaha Public Works Department has begun tweeting the locations of water main breaks. It's appropriate that Public Works is on Twitter because the entire Omaha snow removal plan can be stated in 140 characters with 137 characters left over.
* On Tuesday night, President Obama delivers his State of the Union address. I can't say exactly what the Republicans' plans are for the speech, but it involves another 34-minute power outage.
* Florida Sen. Marco Rubio will deliver the GOP rebuttal in English and Spanish. Out of respect, during the Spanish portion, old-guard GOP members are urged to refrain from holding their hands over their ears.
* The GOP is reportedly urging its members not to heckle during the State of the Union address. Heckle? With the acrimony in Washington, we'll be lucky if we get through the speech without any mooning.
* There are allegations that Democratic Sen. Robert Menendez of New Jersey patronized prostitutes in the Dominican Republic. Folks, the outsourcing has to end.
* Friday was National Girl Scout Cookie Day. We should just have Girl Scouts deliver the mail on Saturdays since they're going to every home in the country already.
* Super Bowl MVP Joe Flacco continues to make the rounds. I wouldn't say he's not the most exciting personality, but it's obvious part of the secret of his success is defensive linemen nodding off during the snap count.
* It's now reported that on the final play of the Super Bowl, Joe Flacco urged his teammates to run off the bench and tackle the 49ers' kick returner if it looked like he was going to score. Oddly, if they were still around, the replacement refs would've bought that. “No. 42 ran off the sidelines and made the tackle at the 4. Yeah, I think it's legal. Game over.”
* Ndamukong Suh is going to appear on the new ABC celebrity diving show “Splash.” I can't wait for celebrity diving. I understand Abe Vigoda's reverse jackknife from the tuck position is not to be missed.