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Brad's afternoon edition. Click here to read his morning edition.
* It is a strange world indeed when President Obama's golf outing with Tiger Woods is hush-hush and details of North Korea's missile test are all over the front pages.
* Recent petitions to the White House have called for selling Mount Rushmore, kicking Piers Morgan out of the country and building an $850 quadrillion death star. First thing tomorrow, I'm starting a new petition to ban stupid petitions.
* On the new CBS show “The Job,” contestants compete for a mid-level job with an unnamed company. So this is finally our long-awaited first look at the Obama employment plan -- throw out of work Americans onto a reality show, and whoever eats the most bugs gets the position.
* One TV critic wrote that contestants on “The Job” degrade and humiliate themselves. So it's pretty much like a real job interview.
* Millions of Facebook users could win $10 in a class action lawsuit against Facebook. There are two ways to end up with 10 bucks from Facebook: participate in the class action or to have purchased $1,000 of Facebook stock during the IPO.
* The list of “20 Most Romantic U.S. Cities” includes Clarksville, Tenn., Clearwater, Fla., and Round Rock, Texas. That sounds more like the list of finalists for the Redneck Games host city.
* Warren Sapp has recently been selected for the NFL Hall of Fame. This would've happened long ago, but nobody was ready for that three-hour, 45-minute induction speech.
* The Tom Osborne tribute in March will take place at the CenturyLink Center and feature ESPN's Chris Fowler as emcee and a cast that sounds like a who's who of the sports world. Contrast that with the Doc Sadler farewell in the corner booth at the Waverly Denny's during the early bird special.
* The CenturyLink Center is getting a new, state-of-the-art scoreboard that costs $4.2 million. I believe to fund it, MECA is using the profits from the corn dog and Coke I bought at a Creighton game in December.
* The NCAA admitted it made some "missteps" in the investigation of the University of Miami. Hasn't the NCAA investigated Miami enough by now to avoid these kinds of errors?
* Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel said all his classes this semester are online, and he's only been on campus once in the past month. How can a professor even evaluate a student's basket-weaving over the computer?