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Brad's afternoon edition. Click here to read his morning edition.
* It was just announced that Conan O'Brien will headline this year's White House Correspondents' Dinner. Well, that's what they told O'Brien. The secret plan is to let Conan host the first half of the dinner and then, midway through, replace him with Jay Leno.
* It's now reported that President Obama's golf partners in Florida included some big oil company executives. All of a sudden, the White House press corps not being allowed to photograph Obama playing with Tiger Woods is starting to make sense.
* It's snowing in Omaha. Couldn't somebody have predicted this?
* The snow is impacting Chicago. This is the worst winter storm to hit Chicago in over 8 days.
* By now, you're familiar with the easy-to-understand Omaha emergency snow parking policy. Red, green and white cars are allowed to park on the left side of the street on even days while only purple, black and blue cars can park of the south side on odd days.
* Outside Phoenix, a giant sinkhole swallowed two cars. The drivers said they're just glad they don't have to make that Thursday afternoon commute in Omaha.
* "The Bachelor" is down to the final three. In a sign of the times, two of them are fake Internet girlfriends.
* There is a class action lawsuit after a Subway restaurant footlong sandwich was revealed to be only 11 inches. I'm unsure if this is more of a scathing indictment against the Subway chain, or yet more proof that we have too many lawyers.
* The International Olympic Committee has decided to eliminate wrestling from the 2020 Olympic Games. When you look at the sports they're keeping, I'm pretty sure the “I” in IOC is for “Idiot.”
* The IOC is eliminating wrestling from the 2020 Olympic Games, which is ironic, because wrestling was one of the original Olympic sports. Maybe next the IOC can drop the Olympic marathon and replace it with celebrity diving.
* According to a survey, the majority of Americans believe in miracles. You know what you call people who believe in miracles? “Charlotte Bobcats season ticket holders.”
* Former NFL wide receiver Chad Ochocinco filed a complaint with the FBI over a sex tape he allegedly appears in. Knowing how he feels about the limelight, Ochocinco was complaining that the video showed his bad side.
* The Daytona 500 is this weekend. It has a name change. With the pole position winner, Fox is now calling it Danica Patrick's Daytona 500.