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Brad's afternoon edition. Click here to read his morning edition.
* Paris Jackson reportedly wants to undergo a new procedure that erases memories. Parents in Omaha, you may want to keep this procedure in mind for the day after the Justin Bieber concert.
* It’s unclear what memories Paris wants to erase, but my money is on Tito’s last album.
* An American journalist has begun a walk around the world, during which he plans to write about his journey covering 20,000 miles over several years. So see, young journalism grads -- there are good opportunities out there.
* Urban Meyer claims that former Ohio State coach Woody Hayes once let a turtle bite him in the groin to prove his toughness. The only time I’ve ever seen a turtle bite a man in the groin, I was watching the halftime show at an Omaha Beef game.
* The IOC is removing wrestling, one of the original Olympic sports, from the Games. As everyone knows, IOC stands for Insipid Oafs Clucking.
* The Grambling State men’s basketball team is 0-25, the only winless Division I team. The good news for Grambling State players: they’re still in contention for a CBI bid.
* LeBron James said he's faster than Manti Te’o. Judging from Te'o’s time in the 40-yard dash at the NFL Combine, actor Kevin James is also faster.
* The Rapid City Rush of the Central Hockey League held a fan beer-chugging contest during intermission. But there were already beer-chugging contests for fans at minor league hockey games -- they’re called the "first, second and third periods."
* At her "small wedding," Jennifer Aniston's bridesmaids will be Chelsea Handler and actress Emily Blunt. We need a new rule: If your bridesmaids are more famous than the people competing on "Dancing with the Stars," you are not allowed to refer to it as a "small" wedding.
* Maine is preparing for a blizzard. President Obama arrived to blame the blizzard on federal sequester cuts.
* If the federal sequester cuts kick in, it is supposedly going to be a bad day to fly. Is this surprising? The last time there was a good day to fly on a commercial airline, it was 1986.
* On March 9 in Omaha at the Leprechaun 10K, runners traveling from 15 states will compete for free beer. Somewhere along the way, the fitness craze veered seriously off course.