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Brad's afternoon edition. Click here to read his morning edition.
* Instead of an evening newscast, Channel 6 is just going to spend 30 minutes reading off a list of rumored Taylor Swift sightings.
* Bad news: Iran says it has 3,000 advanced uranium enrichment centrifuges. Better news: In event of war, because it's Iran, these will be fired by monkeys in drones.
* There is speculation that an American pope may be elected. If this works out, maybe we can elect a president who was born in the U.S.
* Donald Trump slammed Sen. Rand Paul for filibustering for nearly 13 hours. Because it was Trump, he spent 12 hours slamming Paul.
* An Indiana couple is facing felony charges for sneaking into a movie theater. Because it was Sylvester Stallone's new movie, they can plead insanity.
* The nation's no. 2 giver to charitable groups? Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg. I believe his favorite group of those in need is “People Who Bought Facebook Stock at the IPO Price.”
* The Alabama football program unveiled its new $9 million weight room. It's similar to the International Space Station, only more high tech.
* Eight "Adidas schools" are expected to wear short-sleeved jerseys in the NCAA men's basketball tournament. That's disturbing. I mean, just the part about 8 institutions of higher learning being referred to as "Adidas schools."
* Creighton has emerged as a favorite for the tenth and final spot in the Catholic 7, although the other schools reportedly have reservations about traveling this far west. Well, I'm glad Lewis and Clark didn't feel that way.
* Creighton's immediate goal: Have a run so deep in the NCAA tournament that CBS stays with the team's games until the end.
* Boxer Bernard Hopkins became the oldest man to win a boxing championship, at age 48. He currently holds the IBF and AARP belts.
* Southern California just experienced a 4.7 magnitude earthquake. The ground was shaking so hard one of Dwight Howard's free throw attempts rolled into the basket.
* Brandon College in Canada awards students free tuition for a semester if they sink a halftime, half-court shot. This is basically Canada's version of the SAT.
* On Monday night, the 3-hour finale of “The Bachelor” aired. That's pretty impressive considering the average winning couple's relationship on “The Bachelor” lasts for only two hours.
* "The Bachelor" chose the woman he wants to spend eternity with. Does anyone know if the couple is still together?