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Brad's afternoon edition. Click here to read his morning edition.
* President Obama attended an NCAA Tournament game on Saturday. Meanwhile, Dennis Rodman is formulating diplomatic policy and requesting a meeting with the new pope. Sometimes it feels like this is one of those lame movies from the 80s when two guys' personalities get switched and end up in each other's bodies.
* A North Carolina company is selling doggie IQ tests for $60. Here's how it works -- if your dog runs away because he doesn't want to live under the same roof with somebody who'd pay 60 bucks for this thing, he has a high IQ.
* Only in America do people with $80 saved for retirement spend $60 of that nest egg to learn their dog's IQ.
* Dick Vitale will be the analyst on the international feed for the NCAA Final Four. If Dennis Rodman doesn't start a war, this ought to do the trick.
* USC hired Florida Gulf Coast coach Andy Enfield. His agent is demanding that he be paid as much as the USC players.
* There is a proposal to move the 2014 Super Bowl to Saturday. It'd be less sacrilegious to move Thanksgiving to a Monday.
* There's a move to make Wrigley Field more “kid friendly.” Let's hope Werner Park never tries to become more kid friendly, that would pretty much require moving the Jungle Jim from left field to the pitcher's mound.
* The Chicago Cubs are trying to acquire more children as fans. Well, it is a cruel, unfair world -- I guess following the Cubs at a young age is as good a way to learn that as any.
* It makes sense for the Cubs to appeal to 8-year-olds. Fans who will still be alive when the Cubs make their next run at the World Series in 2090.
* Tom Shatel reports that on June 1 at an Omaha Storm Chasers game, a human will be shot from a cannon. Of course, the big fear is that this will be mistaken for North Korean military maneuvers.
* At the White House Easter egg roll, first dog Bo donned pink bunny ears. Bo wasn't supposed to be the one to don the bunny ears, but John Boehner balked at the last minute.
* During an Easter egg hunt in Seattle, police were called after a mother allegedly pushed another kid, so her kid could get to an egg first. And you thought you were embarrassed when your parents cheered too loud at your Little League games.
* To give you an idea how little interest there apparently is in the Omaha primaries, at 12:30 p.m. on Primary Day, Omaha.com featured a live gardening chat.
* Omaha.com featured a link to find the location of your nearest polling place. I clicked on it, and a satellite photo of the Earth appeared.
* In order to highlight the problem of water main breaks during the Suttle administration, Dave Nabity surfed to his polling place.