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Brad's afternoon edition. Click here to read his morning edition.
* The OPS board race in subdistrict 8 appears headed for a recount as two candidates are in a virtual tie. I'd just like to say to whoever wrote in Nancy Sebring's name instead of voting for an actual candidate: I hope you're happy now.
* The Nebraska Beef Council announced the finalists to find Nebraska's best burger. This is sort of like Tuesday's primary elections, only with a lot more interest from the public.
* MUD is going to begin a repair of downtown water mains, which is expected to inconvenience people who work downtown for the rest of the millennium -- I mean, through this summer.
* Someone won a $1 million lottery prize with a ticket purchased at an Omaha supermarket. I think, for Mayor Suttle, the thought of getting to tax $1 million in winnings more than makes up for finishing second in Tuesday's primary.
* In California, President Obama attended a $32,400-per-plate event. So, it sounds as if every single thing has been cut due to the sequester except the price of entering an Obama fundraiser.
* The Auburn football spring game was tainted when three players refused to come out for the second half unless they got pay raises.
* In Southern California, a motorist was unhurt after he claims his car suffered a mechanical failure and ended up on the roof of his neighbor's house. Here's what ticked off the homeowner: the guy in the car on the roof leaned out the driver's window and said: “I'll be with you soon as I finish my text.”
* I haven't seen a car on top of a roof since the last Omaha emergency snow parking regulations took effect.
* A Florida man has built a “bomb-proof man cave.” How much does his wife hate him watching sports?
* Mutual of Omaha is now a sponsor of Andretti IndyCar racing. Imagine being turned for insurance by Mutual of Omaha because you're too big of a risk? “But, you sponsor people who go 197 mph.”
* Marquette forward Chris Otule can pop out his artificial eye. As weird as it sounds, the Selection Committee said had it known Marquette had a player with this talent, they would have been two seeds higher.
* Two MMA fighters simultaneously knocked each other out. This is sort of the MMA fan's version of “One Shining Moment.”