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Brad's afternoon edition. Click here to read his morning edition.
* Iraq suspended the Al Jazeera network for dispensing some inaccurate, biased information. If networks are going to start getting suspended for dispensing inaccurate, biased info, CNN's and Fox News' days are numbered.
* A typo on the document sent to the president's desk delayed the end of the FAA air traffic controller furloughs. It's a new low for government when the president is about to sign landmark legislation and realizes it says "I hereby decree the end of furloughs at the AAA Motor Club."
* One newscaster asked: "What are the odds of a typo stalling the implementation of a presidential decree?" Well, when the FAA and the current U.S. Congress are involved, I'd say about 2-to-1.
* Michael Jordan got married over the weekend. The 300 guests included Tiger Woods. Nothing will make you regret not getting a prenup like looking up during the ceremony and seeing Tiger Woods looking back at you.
* Afterward, through clenched teeth, Jordan vowed to have the best marriage in the country.
* MSNBC is denying allegations it is pro-Obama. This is like Idaho trying to refute allegations it is pro-potato.
* Budweiser's new cans appear to be dented. It's intentional and intended to be quirky. Try that next time you go to sell a used car. “A dent? Nah, man, it's supposed to be like that – it's quirky.”
* Actually, that's what the claims adjuster told me when I filed a claim for hail damage on my house. “It's not damaged. It's quirky, dude.”
* Forbes magazine has named Oprah Winfrey the most influential person in the world. This may be the first most influential person who was filming a show on “Why Orange Is In" the day the award was announced.
* Last week was National Karaoke Week. Something is wrong when we have Mother's Day, one day to honor the woman who gave us life, and Karaoke Week, seven days devoted to singing Journey songs off-key.
* Traces of horse meat have been found in Danish pizza. You know something is off when the delivery guy is riding the pizza he brings to your door.
* An Oklahoma City Thunder ball boy is accused of threatening a Houston Rockets player on Twitter. Forget performance enhancers, lying coaches, cheating players and cover ups. When ball boys start threatening opponents, you know we have a problem in sports.
* Husker basketball reportedly is interested in a European basketball player who's 6-foot-9, 180 pounds. He was invited to the NU spring game, where he served as the goal post.
* Nebraska finished fourth in football revenue in the Big Ten last season. It's worth noting that the three schools ranked ahead of the Huskers play in stadiums roughly the size of Lake Superior.