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Brad's afternoon edition. Click here to read his morning edition.
* Monday was "Latin Night" on "Dancing with the Stars." This is when the celebrities butcher dances from two different continents.
* Somalia will soon receive international mail for the first time in 22 years. If it's delivered on a Saturday, that might mean that Somalia has a more efficient postal service than the U.S.
* In a symbolic move, Mark Zuckerberg slashed his salary to $1 per year. And he'll probably still appear to be living below his means.
* I keep having the same nightmare, where I wake up in the middle of a serious operation, and the entire surgical team is doing the Harlem Shake.
* Michael Jordan just got married in front of hundreds of friends and former teammates. The couple rushed, but couldn't quite fit the ceremony in while Dennis Rodman was still in North Korea.
* The New York Jets released Tim Tebow. At least ESPN executives managed to talk 28 of their reporters from walking off the job in protest.
* Members of the boy band One Direction just got their own wax figurines. On the list of tourist attractions I’d like to see, this ranks several spots below the world’s largest ball of twine and the outhouse museum.
* The U.S. Olympic Swim Trials are returning to Omaha for a third consecutive time, supposedly because Omaha boasts of a wonderful arena and is a terrific host city. I guess that sounds better than saying, "That town has the loudest fireworks."
* A man in India swallowed a live two-foot cobra. I haven’t seen that since the halftime show at the Liberty Bowl.
* NBA player Rasheed Wallace has retired for a second time with a career mark of 304 technical fouls, a record that should stand for ages ... unless Bo Pelini decides to coach basketball.
* Exonerated Brian Banks signed with the Atlanta Falcons, so he’s going from a prison cell to the NFL. The big difference is he met a classier group of guys in prison than there are in the stands at NFL games.
* You may have seen the video online of the Chinese hurdler who hit every hurdle, fell down and then finished in the wrong lane, again hitting every remaining hurdle. And still, compared to the Lakers in the NBA playoffs, he did pretty well.