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Brad's afternoon edition. Click here to read his morning edition.
* A bizarre story out of Imperial Beach, Calif.: a sea lion walked into the chamber of commerce building. A similar thing happened in Omaha when a polar bear seeking refuge from our spring weather sauntered into the courthouse.
* You have to love this country. Only in America do mom and dad gather the children in front of television to watch the Reese Witherspoon arrest video.
* Approximately 35,000 attendees are expected at the Berkshire Hathaway shareholders meeting in Omaha. To put that in perspective, it's 34,995 more people than Mayor Suttle drew to his gathering of Omaha business leaders.
* This is kind of weird: according to an informal Jean Stothert poll taken at the airport, all 35,000 Berkshire attendees support her for mayor.
* For a new reality TV show, rapper Vanilla Ice hangs out in an Amish community. Hey, you get Vanilla Ice into a religion that bans singing and dancing in public, and I'm not going to question it.
* Beyonce and Jay Z's daughter Blue Ivy Carter recently turned one. They grow up so fast. Soon she'll be too old for mommy to lip-sync her a lullaby every night.
* Last weekend, the Spurs completed a sweep of the Lakers, the Heat finished a sweep of the Bucks, the Yankees swept the Blue Jays, and the Red Sox swept the Astros. The U.S. economy is back on solid footing ... due to all the little brooms fans bought to taunt their opponents.
* Tim Tebow is being courted by the Arena Football League. Tim, think twice about playing in a league where you can throw for 500 yards and 11 touchdowns in a game and have your performance labeled "disappointing."
* Some have mentioned Tim Tebow would fit well with the New Orleans Saints. The headline read: "Tebow May Be Saint." Well, we knew that of course.
* Joe Flacco is going to portray Johnny Unitas in a movie. Right now, the Jets are hoping that Geno Smith isn't one day selected to star in "The Danny Wuerffel Story."
* There's talk that Charles Barkley may take the job as the Phoenix Suns' general manager. That would amount to a huge NBA shake up. For starters, it'd mean Mark Cuban has only the second biggest mouth in the league.