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Brad's afternoon edition. Click here to read his morning edition.
* A new Dunkin' Donuts opened in Papillion on Wednesday. It's going to be rather depressing if we learn the lines were longer than at Omaha polling places on Tuesday.
* Oh, and a big surprise in the OPS board race when what's-his-name defeated that other guy...
* "Dancing with the Stars" is down to the final four. If you have an office bracket, I think I know why you don't work for a Fortune 500 company.
* On the floor of the U.S. Senate, Sen. Deb Fischer lashed out at the Obama Administration. In a sign of the times, as she was leaving the Senate floor, she was notified she was being audited.
* The White House introduced a new thing: Scandal of the Day. From now on, every press room briefing begins with a sharply worded denial of the latest scandal.
* Detroit Mayor Dave Bing announced he will not run for re-election. I'm trying to confirm that when he was asked why he's not running by a reporter, Bing said, "Why not? It's Detroit, man."
* The Rolling Stones are embarking on their biggest tour in 60 years ... wait, my mistake, that’s 6 years.
* During a 1-0 baseball loss to Kansas, Wichita State player Tyler Baker caught a squirrel in his helmet while standing on second base. To me, this surpasses anything that Wichita State basketball team accomplished in the NCAA Tournament.
* Dwyane Wade gave himself a new nickname -- “Way of Wade” or “WoW,” for short. LeBron James insinuated Wade bestowing that nickname on himself was self-indulgent. And when a guy called “King James” says that, it means something.
* Actually, LeBron James has a new nickname. Out is King James, in is “Frankie Flopper.”
* I tuned in to the Heat-Bulls playoff game and saw LeBron guarding Nate Robinson. I thought TNT was airing a “David and Goliath” mini-series.
* A Boston sports writer cast the lone dissenting MVP vote against LeBron. Actually, after casting the lone anti-LeBron vote, he’s no longer a Boston sports writer and is now the frontrunner in the Cleveland mayoral race.
* College basketball coaches are pushing for a reduction in the shot clock from 35 seconds to 30 seconds. Better yet, push for a reduction in the length of the average referee’s video review from eternity to infinity.