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Brad's afternoon edition. Click here to read Brad's morning jokes.
* In the U.K., a rhubarb chutney dish exploded inside a refrigerator and partially destroyed an apartment kitchen. This is when you know British cooking isn't the best -- it does comparable dollar damage to Tropical Storm Chantal.
* If a food dish exploded inside a refrigerator, I always assumed it would have happened when Paula Deen was still working.
* At the White House Kids' State Dinner Tuesday night, President Obama said his favorite food is broccoli. This is a good thing because it teaches nine-year-olds that politicians are not to be trusted.
* Weakened and desperate to stay in the limelight, Edward Snowden said he has information refuting that broccoli is Obama's favorite food.
* Many of the attendees were toting piggy banks. Never ones to miss an opportunity, the Obamas insisted the Kids' State Dinner be 39 cents per plate.
* This is embarrassing. To further humiliate Edward Snowden, two nations announced they are granting asylum to Tropical Storm Chantal.
* WikiLeaks has started referring to Snowden's situation as the "Flight of Liberty" campaign. I guess that sounds better than the "Will Somebody Take Me, Please?" campaign.
* An Indiana dog was found 500 miles from home ... in Atlanta. The dog said this is the last time he uses Google Maps when he walks to the store.
* Alec Baldwin had a "shocking Twitter tirade." When you're talking Alec Baldwin and Twitter, exactly how shocking can it be?
* More than 9,000 fans attended the U.S. Senior Open practice round on Monday. In a state where close to 80,000 have been known to show up for a college football scrimmage game in April, that sounds about right.
* Cuban television just aired its first Major League Baseball game since 1961. Now, the Cuban people realize there's one thing worse than totalitarian rule -- major league umpiring.
* A two-month-old major league game aired in Cuba. So apparently they're getting the MLB Network.
* Alex Rodriguez has joined Twitter. Well, thank goodness he's finally involved in a medium where everybody knows an athlete can't get in trouble.
* During a match at Wimbledon, Kirsten Flipkens of Belgium turned to a BBC announcer and asked him to be quiet because he was talking too loudly. Is there any way we can arrange for her to sit behind Dick Vitale at basketball games?