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* According to a new study, skim milk and fat free milk are not any better for you than whole milk. This is the latest from The Society In Charge of Moronic Studies That Make No Sense.
* Country music star Toby Keith is reportedly worth $500 million. I knew something was up when he sang about how his Rolls broke down, his wife lost her blue diamond and his polo pony pulled up lame.
* In Grenada there’s a new law - if you offend someone on Facebook you go to jail. I’d suggest that for the U.S. but we’d have to build 90,000 new prisons by Thursday.
* Bill Belichick is reportedly already annoyed by Tebowmania. A short list of other things that annoy Belichick: puppies, Legoes, tuna, Swiss steak, brown paint, eggs, socks...
* With his team trailed 17-2 new Brooklyn Nets coach Jason Kidd left the bench to take a call on his cellphone. The small earthquake back east was Red Auerbach spinning.
* A few counties in Colorado wants to secede from the state. OK, I realize the Colorado Buffaloes football program is in a down cycle, but I had no idea it’d come to this.
* Expanded instant replay is coming to Major League Baseball in 2014. This is brought to you by The Committee That Feels Devoting 4 Hours To Watching A Sporting Event Just Isn’t Long Enough.
* Texas Rangers’ infielder Jeff Baker went on the DL with a strained right thumb caused when he missed a high five with a teammate. This again emphasizes the fine line between the 2013 MLB season and “Major League II.”
* The Chicago Cubs suspended third baseman Ian Stewart for making inappropriate remarks on Twitter. If every athlete who makes inappropriate remarks on Twitter gets suspended the NFL will be playing 8-man football and the NBA one-on-one.
* The Nebraska men’s basketball team, apparently playing in a tournament in Dubai, toured a sultan’s place - wait, my mistake. The team is in Lincoln and that tour was of the new Pinnacle Bank Arena.
* On Monday President Obama and Hillary Clinton met for a private lunch in Obama's personal dining room. It was just Obama, Mrs. Clinton and the 35 celebrities who happened to be hanging around the White House.
* The U.S. Senate is set to vote on an aid package for Egypt. Detroit is thinking of erecting several faux pyramids in an attempt to trick the U.S. government into offering it some help.
* Due to a contract dispute between CBS and Time Warner, CBS stations in several large cities briefly went black. ABC also went black - the chord was pulled by a viewer fed up with non-stop Diane Sawyer coverage of the royal baby.
* Fast food workers around the country may walk off the job this week to protest the minimum wage. If your initial reaction to the news is: "Now what am I going to do for breakfast?" your diet may need some work.
* A Pittsburgh man rigged his toaster to tweet "toasting" and "done toasting." Finally, something worthwhile on Twitter.