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Brad's afternoon edition. Click here to read Brad's morning jokes.
* A new "Bachelor" just met the 27 women he will date in an attempt to find true love. Hey, it's possible. The odds are the same as those of any one ticket winning the Powerball Lottery.
* The state of Nebraska has a new catchphrase. Out is "Nebraska: The Good Life." In: "Brrrrrr."
* Omaha will soon be home to yet another Fortune 500 company -- MUD, after we pay our January gas bills.
* New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio was sworn in by Bill Clinton. I'm not sure Clinton is the best choice when it comes to administering an oath involving vows.
* The president of Venezuela "moved" Christmas to Nov. 1. You think members of Congress are arrogant...
* There's one celebrity couple that seems to last. Unfortunately, it's Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong Un.
* Dennis Rodman and his team of Americans arrived in Pyongyang to play North Korea. The game will take place as soon as the U.S. team can pry the starting point guard's hands from the plane.
* Rodman yelled at a CNN reporter. You know what that means: He's about to become the first 6-foot-8 guy with orange hair and nose rings to get his own show on Fox News.
* At the beginning of the BCS Championship Game, Brent Musburger introduced himself as Kirk Herbstreit. Tony Kornheiser, Matt Millen and Ed Cunningham said, "Even we know our own names."
* I'm trying to confirm he then said: "No, wait. I'm Keith Jackson."
* Monday's BCS National Championship Game was televised all over the world. Of course, in Russia, it drew fewer viewers than the Famous Idaho Potato Bowl.
* Our long national nightmare is over: The University of Texas has named a football coach.
* New Texas Longhorns coach Charlie Strong is expected to make $5 million per year. The governor of Texas earns $150,000. Yeah, that sounds about right.
* Tim Tebow has signed with ESPN's SEC Network, where he'll be providing analysis on football games and hosting "Dukes of Hazzard" marathons.