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Brad's afternoon edition. Click here to read Brad's morning jokes.
* A standalone Chick-fil-A is expected open in Omaha this fall. This is going to be sort of like the Nebraska Crossing Outlets' grand opening, only with more people.
* On fall Saturday afternoons, Memorial Stadium will now be the fourth largest city in Nebraska.
* Bradley Cooper attended the White House state dinner. He felt at home in Washington, D.C. Sure, there's a fine line between any "Hangover" movie and the current Congress.
* Guests at the state dinner dined on chocolate cake from Obama's home state of Hawaii. One lucky guest got to the bottom and found the president's birth certificate.
* President Obama has sent peacekeeping forces to get between Oklahoma State men's basketball players and Texas Tech basketball fans.
* Taylor Swift cut off her long locks. Let's hope it works out better for her than it did for Shaun White.
* If you think Shirley Temple Black was just someone who had a drink named after her, history is likely not your forte.
* A severe winter storm is headed toward the northeast. The biggest takeaway is that this cements Punxsutawney Phil as our best long-range weather forecaster.
* These dogs in the Westminster Kennel Club show get more talented each year. Congrats to the winner, who played "Lady of Spain" on the mandolin.
* Sarah Palin turned 50 on Tuesday. She marked the day by announcing plans for her 50th reality TV show.
* A snowy owl hit by a bus in Washington, D.C., received X-rays, was treated and will be released back into the wild. I believe this is the first Obamacare success story.
* A streaker ran across the stage at the New York Fashion Awards. It was initially confused for a Miley Cyrus performance.
* Do you believe in miracles? That's right; the U.S. House of Representatives passed a debt ceiling limit.
* There is video of a skateboarding cat. I gotta tell you -- some of these Winter Olympic sports leave a lot to be desired.
* There are 12 new Winter Olympic events. It may have been better to wait until Americans gained familiarity with the 37 existing Winter Olympic events.
* Rutgers University is offering a course on Beyonce. And you questioned whether this school is up to the Big Ten's academic standards.
* A Ball State college student won free tuition for a year by sinking a half-court shot. Remember when we used to rely on that silly SAT?
* A Chicago running back has committed to the Huskers. He's the first player to ever come here for the weather.