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Creative Captions, Sept. 13

Creative Captions, Sept. 13

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Every cat thinks it deserves this kind of attention. Vicki Burns of Omaha said, “Cat on a hot red carpet.” More offerings:

“No Matter What the Venue, Only Takes One Black Cat to Clear it”

Dave Dowling, Hartington, Neb.

I’m always dressed for the red carpet in black tie and tail.

Dawna Pitts Nelson, Omaha

Strutting my stuff on the cat walk.

Marian Freberg, Papillion

This is no “Alley Cat.” She’s a “Runway Kitty.”

Linda Finigan, Omaha

The Oscar nominees fled the red carpet before Cinder jinxed their chances of winning.

Don Wells Jr., Omaha

And the winner of the “Longest Tail“ award is Midnight Mary

Mary Ann Kaven, Lincoln

“I hope they have caviar at the after party.”

Dick Schell, Omaha

Red carpet for me? Purrrrrrfect.

Guy Urban, Bennington

Opening scene for “CATS”

Connie Buller, Blair, Neb.

Black cat and black backdrop. Bad luck?

Gene Selk, Elkhorn

Here comes “Miss Mouser,” a big favorite for the “Fine Feline of the year” award.

Larry Finigan, Omaha

A catwalk during a red carpet event.

Chuck Fredrick, Bellevue

I’m either very very early or very very late!

Marlene Talmon, Omaha

It’s official: The red carpet truly becomes a catwalk.

Leola Bonge, Bennington

She’s got that typical “hey everybody, look at me attitude” as she struts across the stage.

Gayle Dahlkoetter, Homer, Neb.

If you’re looking to improve your luck, don’t walk around in here.

Tony Schieffer, Columbus, Neb.

Renowned influencer, Purrvis d’Felius stole the carpet in a sleek one piece with tail of her own making. She paired the look with simple, elegant whiskers. Makeup by FoodBowl.

Lori Reed, Omaha

“OH NO!” The curse of the “BLACK CAT” continues on the red carpet of the “Europa Conference League” event.

Dale Brincks, Omaha

A RED CARPET? All this just so I can use the litter box!

Gary Brehmer, Pender, Neb.

If only I could blend into the wall paper, this floor really makes me stand out!

Teresa Hollars, Bellevue

I’m crossing my fingers hoping that black cat doesn’t cross my path!

Beverly Bippes, Norfolk, Neb.

This catwalk proceeds a cavalcade of cavalier catcalls.

Elaine DeWell, Omaha

Walk this way!!!

Stephanie McClure, Plattsmouth, Neb.

Now entering, With his Gold Sunglasses and Stray Cat Strut, the star of the show ...

Rick Carroll, Omaha

You call this the Royal treatment?

Bill Van Haaften, Bellevue

Red carpet treatment for one of the cast from the movie, Aristocats.

Patsy Schmidt, Bennington

Strutting down the street, singing “doo wop diddle diddle dum dum”

Lorraine Olmsted, Tecumseh, Neb.

“This Show is a CATastrophe!!!!”

Larry L. Kennedy, Omaha

She’s seeking seasonal employment at the local haunted house.

Richard Thies, Omaha

We now have Miss Black Velvet walking across the Catwalk.

Connie McKown, Bennington

I’m bad luck coming your way.

James Swanson, Kearney, Neb.

“The star of the show confidently approaches the spotlight”

Warren Woods, Creston, Iowa

Do not follow this cat on red carpet, 7 years no Oscars.

Doug Burns, Omaha

I know that mouse is in here somewhere.

Kay Klevemann, Fremont, Neb.

Some may fear wrath when this cat crosses their path!

Joanie Hoffart, Omaha

Cat walk on the red carpet

Pam Janzen, Aurora, Neb.

Cat on a hot tin roof? No! Cat on a “red-hot” floor? Yes!

Muriel Docker, Essex, Iowa

Everyone said l would never amount to anything. I bet they will be surprised to see me up here on stage.

Joan Benson, Papillion

Where did all my friends go?

Dick Gdowski, Columbus, Neb.

I cannot believe I am walking on the red carpet, I am sure I will win an Oscar for the best “tale.”

Laurel Nielsen, Audubon, Iowa

Oh great. Now no one will show up since that black cat is bad luck.

Pauline Burke, Omaha

“I knew it!! The sinister reason we didn’t WIN ANY Olympic Medals!”

Gunthor Holmberg, Omaha

That darn dog chased me up here, now I can’t find my way out.

Kay Theiss, Florissant, Mo.

“I suppose they want my picture on this red carpet.”

Marilyn Gustafson, Kearney, Neb.

Just when I think my luck is about to change, a black cat comes walking in.

Therese Lenhart, Omaha

“Beware: Black cat on prowl and will be crossing your path!”

JoAnn Hoffer, Columbus, Neb.

Mice beware.

Hal Capps, Omaha

No No, Mr. Knight. The stage is the other way. Don’t get spooked, auditions aren’t that bad.”

Carol Roth, Kearney, Neb.

The red carpet is for me. I am the pregame show before the football game.

Lorie Miller, Omaha

WHOA! going to have to cut back on the catnip

Gloria Schmidt, Lincoln

“In Hollywood news, due to Julie Newmar, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Anne Hathaway being unavailable, Batman producers had to scramble at the last minute to find a fill-in the latest movie premiere. When asked for comment, the black cat hissed, batted at the microphone, and ran away ...”

Jim Walla, Omaha

“A black cat prowling the Catwalk.”

Farcus Meem, Omaha

Just walking the red carpet

Lorraine Feind, Kearney, Neb.


Red Timmerman, Beatrice, Neb.

My artwork is getting better, that kinda looks like a real cat!

Wally Loeb, Laurel, Neb.

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