Cats should be in the cradle. Don Wells Jr. of Omaha said, “These two have gone from ‘slow’ to ‘catatonic.’” More offerings:
So — where do the fast cats cross?
Mary Grimes, Pacific Junction, Iowa
You cats better have nine lives, because you’re going to get stepped on.
Chuck Fredrick, Bellevue
Ain’t that the truth.
Gayle Dahlkoetter, Homer, Neb.
Time for a cat nap.
Dick Gdowski, Columbus, Neb.
They may LOOK slow, but along comes a foe, see them go!
Muriel I. Docker, Essex, Iowa
I guess this makes sense. Fast cats wouldn’t need a special crossing.
Dawna Pitts Nelson, Omaha
We like “fat” cats, not “flat” cats!
Marilyn Urwin, Blair, Neb.
Slow? They’re not moving at all!
Richard Kujath, Omaha
I don’t care how slow they are, that one is black, I’m making a U-turn!
Wally Loeb, Laurel, Neb.
Apparently, those cats can read as they knew exactly where to cross the road.
Stephanie McClure, Plattsmouth, Neb.
“Looks like they are trying to prevent a cat-astrophe!”
Dick Schell, Omaha
“Slow is ONE thing, but this is crazy!”
Connie Buller, Blair, Neb.
So is it slow-cat crossing or slow cat-crossing?
Dale Kaven, Lincoln
Who you calling slow?
Randy Maly, Wahoo, Neb.
“We’re not slow, we just choose not to be fast!”
Richard Thies, Omaha
I’ll finish crossing when I am good and ready. Me too!
Angie Wells, Omaha
“Hey, Kit, do you believe that sign will keep us safe?” “Well, Kat, I’m betting one of my nine lives on it.”
Carol Roth, Kearney, Neb.
“The sign says to go slow so let’s take our time and rest for a bit.”
Sharon Zadina, Omaha
What are you looking at? We’ll get across PURR-dy soon.
Rick Carroll, Omaha
Hopefully, all will abide by the sign and avoid a CATastrophe.
Tony Schieffer, Columbus, Neb.
“Those cats are so slow, you can hardly tell if they are moving.”
Dale Brincks, Omaha
Sign should read cat napping.
Patsy Schmidt, Bennington
“There are fast cats and slow cats but slow cats can no longer ‘high tail’ it!”
Fred Veleba, Bellevue
Claiming their territory!!
Coleen Bockelmann, Omaha
5-yard penalty for disconcerting location of cats!
Blanche Swanson, Kearney, Neb.
These cats aren’t slow, they’re just not moving.
Therese Lenhart, Omaha
I wish these cats could read. They’re supposed to cross the road, not lay in the middle of the road!!
Gary L. Hansen, Wakefield, Neb.
Waiting for the annual Mouse Parade to arrive ...
Steve Buller, Blair, Neb.
“Changing sign alert! STOP! CATS NAPPING!”
JoAnn Hoffer, Columbus, Neb.
We tried speed bumps, but the cats just jump over them.
Ed Volpi, Fremont, Neb.
Slow cats should not sit in the middle of the road! Traffic is fast!
Beth Lindblade, Osceola, Neb.
These guys give new meaning to “slow cat” crossing.
Dick Gorton, Omaha
“We’ll have to take our cat naps somewhere else!”
Kraig Debban, Omaha
Slow, Cat Crossing or Slow Cats?
Rolly Hoffart, Omaha
“We’re in no hurry. After all, the sign DOES say we’re SLOW!”
Larry Griffiths, David City, Neb.
Which one is the slow cat? Neither appears very speedy.
Larry Finigan, Omaha
The cats need to cross faster to avoid being road kill.
James Swanson, Kearney, Neb.
Mice beware of this crossing!
Al Anderson, Bellevue
When the chicken that crossed the road took Tuesday off, he called his friends in the Catskills to cover for him ...
Jim Walla, Omaha
Show them a mouse and it will not be a “Slow Cat Crossing.”
Connie McKown, Bennington
Don’t rush us we’ll cross when we’re ready.
Guy Urban, Bennington
It is Incredible! Resting while we wait to see Dr. Pol.
Eric Hansen, Omaha
The sign says slow ... not sloth.
Elaine DeWell, Omaha
Hey, can you tell me where the fast cats go to cross?
Joan Benson, Papillion
“These cats are at the Wrong Sign, Cat Lounging Area is a Block South”
Dave Dowling, Hartington, Neb.
Moving at the speed of a Purr-ari
Sara Olson, Omaha
No pictures, please. This is a private drive.
Marlene Talmon, Omaha
The sign is correct. Those are slow cats.
Hal Capps, Omaha
Ken Brian Gooch, Omaha
Cat Crossing Only. No Deer or Dogs allowed!
Joanie Hoffart, Omaha
“FAT CATS” taking a break before crossing to the other side SLOWLY!
Gary Brehmer, Pender, Neb.
All fast cats use another route.
Leola Bonge, Bennington
Okay, Felix, you can have the first field mouse that come out of the grass!
Vance Taylor, Omaha
We are so special because we have our own “cat crossing sign!”
Beverly Bippes, Norfolk, Neb.
Around the corner, is the FAST CAT CROSSING.
James A. White, Omaha
What do you mean “SLOW CAT CROSSING” We are FAST AND SMART SIGNED SMART TOM
Red Timmerman, Beatrice, Neb.
Sorry this is our rest stop. So don’t push us to get across this road.
Judy Hays, Valley
What makes them think we are Slow Cats?
Vicki Burns, Omaha
They’ve got their own crossing guards but watch out for that black one — they call him Ninja Kitty!
Pam Janzen, Aurora, Neb.
Let’s wait & see if our friends cross.
Kay Klevemann, Fremont, Neb.
Gene Selk, Elkhorn
“What???? You don’t think we deserve our own sign?”
Marilyn Gustafson, Kearney, Neb.
Welcome to our back yard. You have to be PurrrFect to visit here.